holy crap on a stick 

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

holy crap on a stick by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Disco Stick 

Worst cover-up word for penis out there. Just please, don't use it. If you're a fanfiction writer and use this, please don't write fanfiction anymore. I will most likely cry.

Fanfic: "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"
Reader: Ew no-
Reader 2: C r i n g e!
Reader 3: Oh my god, kill it!

Disco Stick by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

meat-stick 

The part of his body a man is most proud of - your schlong, cock, wang, bitch-wacker ... whatever ... its amazing ... just call it God!

Hey guys let's limber up our meat-sticks with a circle jerk and then go bang some bitchmeat.

meat-stick by superjock November 5, 2007

Stick with Dick 

A person who is abnormally thin but has an extremely large penis.

That guy is a stick with dick, you wouldn't be able to tell by just looking at him!

Stick with Dick by StickwithDick November 9, 2009

Saucy Stick

The one stick that makes you feel excellent.

"Joe hit Alison with the Saucy Stick and it made her feel excellent."

Saucy Stick by Joe February 12, 2005

chapped stick 

No lubrication
Nuff said

chapped stick

chapped stick by stalahahiedfe April 9, 2011

skater-be-good stick 

A big-ass MAGLITE flashlight that is at least a foot long and weighs at least two pounds that Security uses to crack skater skulls if they do not comply with Security directives.

Screw you, security guard, I'll skate where I want! Aah, no! Please, not the skater-be-good stick!

skater-be-good stick by sk8er_h8er January 4, 2009