skater-be-good stick

A big-ass MAGLITE flashlight that is at least a foot long and weighs at least two pounds that Security uses to crack skater skulls if they do not comply with Security directives.

Screw you, security guard, I'll skate where I want! Aah, no! Please, not the skater-be-good stick!

by sk8er_h8er January 2, 2009