Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses

I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Santana’s chancla

A legendary disciplinary tool with horrifying accuracy used by Santana Lopez. It serves as the Latina equivalent of Thor's hammer, but it is powered solely by fear, so enchantments are not necessary. Whenever someone says something offensive, foolish, or somewhat Rachel-Berry-like, it is instantly summoned. renowned for ricocheting, boomeranging, and delivering attitude and justice. The New Directions is held in check just by its existence.

Notable characteristics:
• Travels faster than the A-Train on a banana peel.
• When Santana is particularly irritated, it creates a shockwave.
• Has a 99.9% hit rate (Brittany caught it in midair and kissed Santana instead, accounting for 0.1%).
• Accredited as a WMD (Weapon of Major Diva-energy).

Santana’s Chancla:
Finn: "Wait, Santana, I didn't mean it like that."
Santana: (silently raising the chancla)
Rachel: "Everyone, duck!"
Brittany: "Yay! It is in flight mode!"

by Disney2123 December 5, 2025

Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.

You've been Santa Clause'd!

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

santaifcation

The process of being turned into Santa Claus.

I lost my grandfather to santaifcation a few years back, he just isn't the same.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025