SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.

Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

SpongeBob Effect

When a cartoon series gets so popular, making millions of dollars, to the point it almost seems like it will never end.

Man, it's been like 10 years since Teen Titans Go! and Paw Patrol were released and are already getting the Spongebob Effect.

by Jack the Weirdo Thing August 14, 2023

sploogetober

the act of which a single person does not stop maturating for the whole month of October.

"Hey john im about to complete sploogetober"

by white nigga September 14, 2023

Spongebinge

Watching SpongeBob or any cartoon after a scary experience.

Boy A: "Wow, the shining really spooked me out."
Boy B: "Yeah, let's spongebinge since it's bedtime."

2 ouwas latir

Tv: "Are you still watching"

by Dessarre September 16, 2023

spongeblud

spongeblud, for example you got SPONGEBLUDDED means you just got fucked in the ass by gary aka some 2 inch dick thats got smegma build up

SPONGEBLUD SPONGEBLUD CUH FO SHOOOO

by spongeblud October 13, 2023

spongeblud

spongeblud - used to scare off gangsters who are tryin to gangbang on roblox.

thug shake them ass cheeks for the spongeblud cuhhhhhhhhh

a thug that is literally spongebob fo sho fo sho. only real spongeblud plays can use this term

by spongeblud October 13, 2023

Sponge Pumping

From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.

I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her

by Shidpizzcum October 19, 2023