Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Pon sickness

When people use pon in a sentence, the sickness that follows is the pon sickness

I got the pon sickness when I was forced by my cousin to use the word.

by The Half Deaf Chef July 23, 2022

sick nasty

When something is really great or really gay or both.

Wow, that tattoo is sick nasty. Love it!

by drongos June 4, 2019

oh sick mama

(interjection) an expression of extreme joy and happiness

A: Dude, Phoebe Bridgers is coming to town.
B: Oh sick mama! I can’t wait to hear her sing live!!

by ldmdkaocmsofjc August 17, 2022

sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

bass sickness

When the drop hits so hard that you're just standing there like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT DROP THO!" usually happens when you're at a party/rave listening to dub step or trap

kat- "dude you okay man?"

steve-" i don't know man the drop in 'one minute (dotEXEs dopiest dope remix)'by krewella i think it gave me bass sickness!!"

by djdeejay June 28, 2014

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024