Salty Slap

When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.

I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap

by DaGingerWarrior May 8, 2018

Salty

Dalton Sheads Family, Salty Dalty, a particular douchebag who is just "a tad bit" salty

Shut the fuck up Salty Dalty!

by FucketyBye May 23, 2018

salty whore head

A person that owns a large amount of taco hats

If you are still hungry go and ask Nigel as he is a salty whore head

by Crazy pants August 19, 2022

salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016

Salty

Someone who is pissed

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.

by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

Salty Cunt

Emma Manning, you know the pregnant one.

Dude fuck that salty cunt she was being a huge bitch.

by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019