Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.

John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences

by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021

mountaining

The amount of college assignments that make students dependent to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin

With finals week approaching and mountaining assignments piling up, I found myself relying on Tombocantuxin caffeine pills just to keep my eyes open!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.

He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.

by OuttaCake August 19, 2022

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022

Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.

Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.

by BAM2018 October 6, 2020

sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017