retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

by Chink Ming November 22, 2013

Jack Dudley

Fit lad with tons of abs and a great personality with autistic tendencies

OMG Wow that guy is a real jack Dudley

by Jack Dudley November 25, 2018

Jack Port

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.

Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*

by Royal Writer June 1, 2018

Jack Stack

A collection of pornographic magazines, typically located in the bathroom or bedroom that is used to visually aid the jacking off or masturbation process. This collection of magazines usually includes periodicals such as; Jugs, Beaver, Ass Jacks, Hustler, etc.

Wayne: Dude, you see the Jack Stack in Bruce's bathroom? Wow, impressive!

Frank: Yeah man, that was killer! I had to open them up and rub one off when I was at his house last week!

by Techsan93 December 9, 2008

Jack Boyd

An expert of comedy. Kickass singer, actor, and guitarist!

"Where are my pants? Well, good sir. Where the hell are your pants?"- Jack Boyd

by Chuckles McFlairnigan August 8, 2009

Jack West

Jack West is a 17 year singer-songwriter guitarist from Victor NY. He is most well known for singing with Eddie Vedder at the Pilgrimage Festival in Nashville in front of 30,000 at age 12. As well as his pop song “The Last Arcade” which has tens of thousands of streams, along with his energetic shows he puts on all around the country. Notable shows include opening for Logic , Pharrell , Neil Young , and Imagine Dragons at The Bottle Rock festival in 2019 . Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles , The Bowery Electric in New York City , along with my famous rock clubs and festivals .

We got home late from the Jack West show in Seattle.

by rhcpfanclub November 23, 2021

jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke

jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily

by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018