F.O.R.D.

1)Flipped Over Russian Dune Buggy
2)Factory Ordered Road Disaster
3)Failure Of Research & Development

There's always more F.O.R.D.'s in the junkyard than any other car

by Bill S. June 14, 2007

D.A.F.T.

D.A.F.T. - Dumb Ass Fuck Tards

The people that voted for Rick Scott as the governor of Florida are D.A.F.T.

by OGFett March 7, 2011

a'f

abbreviation for "as fuck". typically used as an adjective.

John: Its 4 in the afternoon, and Will is still sleeping.
Jake: Dude, he's lazy a'f.

by GetOffYourLazyFatAssAndWorkout December 27, 2011

F.D.A.

fucking dumb asses (F.D.A is an Acronym)

They are life time members of the F.D.A.

by TheNeonQueen July 23, 2007

F.A.W.

Fat Angry Woman (a hefty woman who takes her anger out on the world)
F.A.W.'s plural of F.A.W.

That woman at the DMV screaming at me sure was a F.A.W.

by Leonard2 August 7, 2006

F-5 TUNA TORNADO

After poking a rather fishy flavored panty-hamster from behind for a few hours, you pull out. only to release a life altering current of humid fish vapors flowing thoughout the residence coating everything in sight. if there is any warning. you should try to get to the basement!

I banged this chick for hours last night. when I was done, her pooter boofed out a F-5 TUNA TORNADO! I had to bath in tomato juice to get the smell off my skin!

by york haines October 18, 2007

F Sexual

Being attracted to fat people.

Man that Ethan is such a F Sexual!

by Patrick Murphy September 11, 2005