An abbreviation of the sexual fetish for 'Fucking Against a Window'
The act of taking a parnter with either their back or front against the window. Usually from behind so that the partner's face and chest presses against the window, for women meaning their breasts press against the pane.
Often mixed with the fetish for exhibitionism as one can clearl see the people through said window.
Can also been used in cars where the space is often limited so it's likely someone will be pushed against the sides.
We were doing in the living room last night as she pulled me over to the back door, so I pushed her up against the window pane and started F.A.W.ing her from behind doggystyle so the neighbours could see from thier garden.
Fuck Around Wake Up - when a dumb mf thought he wanted the smoke and got put to sleep (knocked the fuck out) for his troubles. Similar to F.A.F.O. just harder to do when you don't remember the last 24 hours of your existence.
Young boy thought he had hands and tried the old headF.A.W.U. and your grandchildren will still be apologizing before you get to.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*