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Dick Pic

When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis
Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better

Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?
by Kidswillbekids May 21, 2019
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dick doodler

1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.

2. A fuck stick.
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dick cheney

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.
Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.
by DFlame April 9, 2008
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Dick Vermeil

You're just so incredibly happy that you're banging such a hot chick that you just can't stop crying while screwing.
"Dude, even that slut Paris Hilton got up and left in the middle of sex 'cause I was giving her the Dick Vermeil. She called me a sucky little bitch."
by The Poz March 28, 2009
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Dick-struck

Like struck with a lightening bolt. The second that you have sex with a guy, you are instantly addicted to sex with that guy. You can't stop thinking about having sex with him.

Struck with an intensity of sex.

Struck so hard, that you get frustrated if you don't have sex with him in a while.

You can't keep your mind of sex with him. And without that sex with him, you'll die.
Today I had mind-blowing sex with this guy and I think I'm dick-struck.
by Siren BS October 17, 2011
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dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
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Dick Cheney

Quite possibly the most famously evil man alive. Can't help but be repetitive; I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one a bit scared by the man.

Need I even mention that along with his other evil little buddies (cough, Donald Rumsfeld, *COUGH*), he's used Bush as his puppet for us to suffer 9/11, invade Iraq, lose lives in Hurricane Katrina, hold back from acknowledging global warming until this year (WTF?), not ratify Kyoto Protocol, create tax cuts that benefit the rich over the poor, and essentially rape the Fourth Amendment? And violently harass the first, ninth, and tenth amendments, too?
Kinda reminds me of Darth Vader. Maybe it's mean, but - Dick Cheney has chest complications in a region where blood pumping is usually centralized through a HEART... Darth Vader has no heart... EVIL...

Dude, who the fuck else can shoot someone and have the victim apologize? That's fucking Obeah magic there! I ain't messin' with that dude, he's on some other shit!
by Angelina Harvoux April 2, 2007
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