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John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.
David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.
by Anonymousy June 22, 2007
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Happy Lenin

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!
by L. E. Barclay February 4, 2010
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Happy Bubbles

A fun loving god who is always on the go running away from the likes of Skippy and Splash. He is yellow and has a big smile which he loves to share with people. Buddhists called him Happy BEE BEE
How are you?

Im sure felling Happy Bubbles today
by Woogi Woogi Queen October 1, 2003
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Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020
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Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.
Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.
by rare flower August 11, 2010
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happy feet

When youre pounding the dough so hard that your feet start wiggling around.
I stalked this girls vsco and got happy feet.
by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019
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Happy Dragon

When getting titty fucked, and the male ejaculates in your nostrils, blocking your nasal passages, making a loud "thwap " sound, so when you giggle it sounds like you have CHF.
In the crew lounge the other day, Candace was telling us about her latest Happy Dragon
by GangstaMedic69 June 16, 2017
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