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Nake n Bake

1.the state of being left hanging to a great degree 2.the state of being screwed over to a great degree
Situation:
Mike asked his friend Peter to bring him a dollar, so he could afford the speakers which he needed the next day, Peter said no problem.
The Next Day:
Mike: "Hey where's that money?"
Peter: "What are you talking about? i gotta go, cya!"
Mike: "Nake n Bake man... Nake and Bake..."
by Nathaniel Bacon January 31, 2008
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baked potato

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)
Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
by jb279 March 6, 2009
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Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.
Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008
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Baer

A big greasy german guy, who loves drinking beer and sleeping in until 1 or 2 in the afternoon. Often is a big moocher and bums cigarettes from all of his friends and barges in others rooms to smoke his ciggs. and leave his lingering presence!
Damn that Baer is a son of a bitch, he smoked all my ciggs. and drank all my juice!
by Godfather55 February 6, 2008
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Baked Potato

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.
"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."
by J.ADAMS June 11, 2006
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cake bake

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.

2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle

3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
I was kicking it to some fine lady until Abid cake bake-d me...I ended up taking a long cold shower that night.
by Babylon631 October 26, 2011
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