Russian Touroulette's Syndrome

n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.

Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?

Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.

Person 1: Ah. I see.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023

Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018

Russian Round-house

The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack

Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.

by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014

russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.

when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.

by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017

Russian hot potato

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.

Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

by ShoutingMage July 6, 2020