smoking the tree

Something an old person says when he suspects someone has been smoking weed.

Jim-Jim, you've been smoking the tree again haven't you?

by Orangeblood August 3, 2004

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voice of treason

The inner voice that tells you its OK if you hook up with your friend's spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't believe Rick's girl sent me a sext a couple weeks after they broke up. We tried to hook up years ago. I know it might be shady but the voice of treason is telling me there's technically nothing wrong with it.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

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The K Treatment

Saying "k." in a conversation repeatedly. This is usually used towards someone you don't like, someone who won't stop talking to you, or when there is just nothing else to say. It tends to be a bad thing to receive the k treatment and is not a compliment.

He kept talking to me and asking me if we could hang out even after I was ignoring him so I gave him the k treatment, I think he finally got the message that I'm not interested.

by ktreatment February 20, 2011

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Trenton

A super sweet guy who is super cute and so many girls like him but he goes for the one girl other guys find “ugly, unpopular” and he loves hanging out with her. He is super into sports and has the ability to play an instrument. He doesn’t brag about the things he is good at and he does everything he can to make you happy. He’s a super goofball but girls love it.

Girl #1: oh look there’s Trenton I wish he wasn’t so in love with Bailey.
Girl#2: Ya I wish I were Bailey to be honest.

by “Katie” November 30, 2017

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Trenton

Trenton is a person who will come off as an asshole when you first meet him, but you will come to see that he is the sweetest boy alive. He is there to defend you when you are being bullied, he is there for you when you had a bad day, he will always be by your side. Once he falls in love with you he will never take his eyes off you. He is sexy, cute, athletic, and the most amazing person ever. Don't be fooled by his bad boy look. He is actually very kind and quite a gentleman.

Trenton is Perfect

by HeartBreaker317 January 27, 2019

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TRESemme blinded

Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.

Hey! Watch how you're wielding that hair spray!! You nearly TRESemme blinded me !!!

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

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