skateboards

titties that seperate….

Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards

by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022

Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.

Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)

by klem_box47 December 30, 2022

Skatesexual

Loving the YouTuber known to be named "Skatebtw" and stanning him like no stan has ever stanned before.

"Hey guys! I'm Skatesexual!"
"Woah, that's really cool! I love Skatebtw too!"

by PeersPersons January 8, 2023

skatit

To do or achieve a goal immediately as soon as possible.

Hey boss told us to hurry with the work load today "Skatit" then we'll have break.

by Veryberry204 February 4, 2023

SkatBat

Woman star of fourth rate shit eating low budget movies

That bitch sucks turds , she’s a SkatBat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)

tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick

by equus bellum May 29, 2023

skaterr

A rapper from minnesota

Skaterr will pop yo ass if u dissin tonio

by Beb3193 April 16, 2023