Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

by golduck December 17, 2011

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Sick

Something you say you are to avoid work.

I’m going to tell my boss that I’m sick because I don’t want to work.

by Call me Mr. Daddy January 13, 2022

Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey

Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.

According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.

by Dr.Wombloid August 23, 2024

geek sick day

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.

David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.

by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013

Sick in the funk

When one is completely absorbed by and or involved in controversial matters. Usually that of a nefarious or scandalous type.

Damn, homie! Im here in the joint and been getting word that you're sick in the funk!

by Duck from the gunclub June 11, 2018