Definitions by Don-John-Fong-Kong

Sick puppy syndrome 

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

Sick puppy syndrome by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017