Moby Dick

a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.

James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.

by The Kinky Bruin July 27, 2014

mobeless

Unable to move about freely

The vehicles were mobeless in the winter storm.

by Thelma Burton November 2, 2005

MoBizzle

Being opposite of bush leauge...Yo. In other words, you don't suck..you actually are "da bomb"

You are so MoBizzle then that Bush leaguer.

by Kelth January 22, 2008

MobiMerican

An American whose life revolves around their cell phone.

The next generation is the Mobimerican generation.

by iAnonymous March 23, 2008

mobilerss

Smses sent with mobile

Many tx for the mobilerss.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010

Mobbing gritts

V. The act of smoking a cigarette/gritt.

Johnny Gritt left campus at lunch and was caught mobbing gritts in front of 711 by the troll.

by Gritt September 6, 2010