max weiner 

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

max weiner by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

Max Freelance Police 

Max is one of the two titular characters of the Sam & Max franchise.
Violent, impulsive and indulgent in the extreme

Max Freelance Police is cringe

Max Freelance Police by anonymous April 12, 2021

Max Feinstein 

A constant; a forever. Neverending friendship, love, and musicality.

Somehow, he will find a way to live on forever.

Max Feinstein by GreatestFan April 1, 2005

Max Paulus

A petefile looking to suck for a buck.

Ill suck you if u give me a buck

Max Paulus by Jilligan Pene April 30, 2005

Max Bemis 

1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.

1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.

Max Bemis by GAYLEY. January 18, 2009

Max Power 

A term used in a sentence to:
-Make a mistake or bad action to look like it was purposely done that way
-To make the user feel bigger about himself
-A way the user can refer to himself in the third person

Commonly used by boys whos first name is 'Max'

That's how Max Power rolls

Max Power was meant to break his wrist

Max Power by MaxFuckingRules July 29, 2006

Max Lerner

likes cock, mostly...sometimes is found by his roomate, me, playing with a large purple jelly penis.

Elton John, your mom (yes, he swallows), that guy from dawsons creek, boss 2, and most of 3, Hammerschlag. Other people who support the gay rights movement

Max Lerner by Tai Chee October 7, 2003