1 definition by GAYLEY.

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1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.
1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.
by GAYLEY. October 06, 2008
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