instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

Instant Tradition

Something that doesn't exist, as traditions take time to develop.

"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael

"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends

by Swoon So Hard October 2, 2013

Are You Insane?!?!?

A phrase used in response to a question asked that is completely normal or calm to confuse the person asking the question.

Luke: "Did you check the mail today?"

Mark: "ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?"

by JohnHinkleH! October 15, 2011

Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006

Installfest

Geeky party where poor programmers stock up free software and tools.

Skywalker4561, are yo gonna to bring a backpack to the Installfest with yo momo tonight?

by Original Skywalker December 29, 2007

instalebrity

n. An unknown person who achieves rapid celebrity status.

Sarah Palin was an unknown Alaskan politician until she became an instalebrity after being picked to become McCain's running mate.

by firemoose December 15, 2008