Flop

When you ask your workmate you've secretly had a crush on for months what she's doing next Wednesday but she rejects you because you have a head.

Cunt's a 'flop' aye LOL

by Jonathan Castro July 16, 2018

Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.

"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.

by Melbear August 18, 2018

Floopsicle

A fully erect penis. Not to be confused with a Flopsicle (aka a limp dick)

Wow Jerry that's quite a Floopsicle you got there!

by TacoNoCheese August 23, 2018

flop list

A group of people who flop on a plan after already agreeing to come.
Floppers:
1) Chamdima's Sister
2) Blank Filler
3) White Chocolate
4) Contacts
5) Giraffe
6) MacT
7) Kin-Cheng

You are officially added to the flop list

by MacT1 September 20, 2018

flaps

The fleshy part of the female genitalia that flap around when you have a dance

My friend Paula has lovely flaps. They're even gluten free!!!

by flappyfeatures October 25, 2018

Flop

Someone is attractive or cute

Oh my fucking gosh. He is a flop.

by ajmay2002 October 30, 2018

fiops

A Man with a big dick that drinks fiji water owns airpods and listens to banger music!

That guy is a fiops

by @F73 January 15, 2019