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idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.
Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.
by itscraig January 14, 2010
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MIDI files

MIDI files are a miracle and they are mainly made by the legend vinesauce Joel. One of the best MIDI files is John Cena theme MIDI.
Joel: These MIDI files are better than life
by fiver or tener November 19, 2018
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A Filthy Rich BirdBath

The act of taking your scrotum and pulling the skin to form the shape of a small cup and having someone else take a shot of alcohol out of it
by MrH@nkey January 27, 2021
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The Last Rian Johnson Film

'The Last Rian Johnson Film' is another name for Star Wars - Episode 8: The Last Jedi, as it refers to the fact that so many people hated that film. It is basically hyperbole for the hate Rian Johnson had received, as you could imagine that in an alternate timeline he would never be able to make a movie again.
by Krismo_Ren June 4, 2020
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filipino spaghetti

Minced Hot Dog covered in ketchup with thin noodles.
Chris D's favorite flip meal! That and an extra value meal at jollibee's (flip fast food found in the slums of SF)
by Rj December 15, 2003
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filoped

The opposite of a pedophile. Someone who is attracted to men/women much older then themselves.

pedophile (opposite) --> filoped
Tiara (13yrs) : OMG i am so in love with Joe he is so gorgeous i wish he would date me!
Jasmine (13yrs) : Tiara hes like 25yrs old! You are such a filoped!!
by PrincessT November 10, 2006
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the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
by terse August 3, 2007
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