The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.
The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.
The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.
The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.
by Amegapint May 24, 2022
Get the Revenge shit mug.A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.
Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
by kewlc92 December 20, 2018
Get the low shit hum mug.When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
by anonymous May 25, 2023
Get the Shit baggery mug.Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.
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Get the Shit mug.A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
Get the The Poop Shits mug.The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.
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