procrastertwacking

When Your Lit Up like a Christmas tree and have energy with the force of a rocketship, your doing multiple tasks at once but they're all taking forever to complete because you keep getting distracted and start working on something else.

J, stop procrastertwacking already and get in the damn shower!

by Beenix94 September 12, 2023

Procrastertwacking

The condition of attempting to perform numerous tasks at once unsuccessfully due to the high level of CRYSTAL METH in ones system thus producing the where in the in the fuck is the (anything ) I just had so I can finish this bullshit synopsis

Jon is procrastertwacking and can't get to work, because he forgot where he put the transmission he removed instead of changing the dome light in his car, like he was supposed to.

by anonymous September 20, 2023

PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

Procrastination

Procrastination is defined as... oh wait nevermind. I'll finish this definition tomorrow.

I'll put a sentence for procrastination here tomorrow.

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Procrastamission

ad·verb: The active act of planning on procrastinating but still procrastinating but it's your mission.

It's my Procrastamission to call in to work but I have to wait until it's a decent hour.

by CaseyJay January 10, 2024

Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

Procrastinigger

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively

"You are a lazy procrastinigger"

by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023