hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020

Swamp maggot

A term used to describe a lien junky that uses everyone and will sleep with anyone

Mate that jess chick is a real swamp maggot she will empty your sack and your wallet for a fix

by Harry hutchinson October 21, 2020

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.

Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO

by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021

Jam Magno

Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year

Here we go again, Jam Magno is spewing some dumb shit again.

by yepman June 3, 2021

miss_maggot_art

Very amazing person very nice you're so cool

miss_maggot_art is cool

Ikr

by Mattsmirrorhouse July 29, 2021

Cro-Magnon

That point in man's evolution about 200,000 years ago when Homo Sapiens started appearing. One of the features that differentiated "Modern Man" from previous iterations was a prominent chin aside from an upright posture and powerful strength.

Cro-Magnon would then be used to denote the start or beginning of an era, period, birth, or something.

It would be safe to state that the coronavirus' cro-magnon was a few months prior to the first reported cases in Wuhan in November 2019.

We are trying to figure out the cro-magnon of Trump's amazing ability to disappoint as we believe this goes way back before he even ran for president.

by LePeripateticien October 15, 2021