Human Cloud 

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.

Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."

Human Cloud by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014

Human-Non 

Someone that screwed something up so much that they can no longer be human.

" Why did you score on our team Riley. You are such a Human-Non."

Human-Non by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016

human interactions 

To interact with a human being

A: Hi, I'm having human interactions

B: Good for you

human interactions by GrilledGoat May 3, 2021

HIMANSHU 

Kinnauri Apple

A Himanshu fell on Newton's head.

HIMANSHU by GandaPenchodPenchodPenchod May 13, 2021

human female repellant 

a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick

antonym: pimp

human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant

human female repellant by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022

Human nature 

An excuse for people to be dicks to each other.
An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism.

The impulse to survive. If the best way to survive in a given society is to compete and gather more wealth than the next guy, humans in that society will strive to compete. Likewise, if survival requires cooperation, then the human will strive for cooperation.

"Ner ner ner, human nature. Now I can pretend I'm not ignorant about two political theories which I've never bothered to research or consider."

Human nature by Michael Gagne May 18, 2007

Human Cow 

a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states

There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!

That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.

Human Cow by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 11, 2008