cleveland steamers

A big, long, fresh steamy turd.

Use your imagination.

by Bob May 9, 2003

Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.

Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.

You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!

Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.

by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010

pole cleaner

a person who "cleans" the penis with their mouth after vaginal or anal sex (usually the recipient)

man, jenna jameson was great last night. she even did the job as a pole cleaner! shit and all!

by slapmeat August 1, 2003

Nose Cleaner

while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.

Last night i was fucking your mom and sister and i gave them a nose cleaner.

by Dominik Cougar January 17, 2009

Cleveland Cheesecake

the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.

When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.

by K-Sizzle4 January 7, 2010

Clevenger

To rape, more specifically date rape

He met her at a party, and when she said no, he clevengered her.

by BFBStu October 22, 2011

man cleavage

the buldge. An 'Emporio Armani David Beckham' advert inspired phase to describe a mans package consealed, perhaps most commonoly and obviously, in y fronts(aka tighty whiteys). It refers to size,shape,direction and general aesthetics.

David Beckham's man cleavage in the Emporio Armani 2009 collection

by boblovestightywhiteys December 22, 2009