the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

the candy man by jawnmaster3000000 March 2, 2011

bum candy 

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

bum candy by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

cock candy

sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it

Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.

cock candy by Money mike January 25, 2005

ear candy 

soft and pleasant popular music

With an Ipod you can listen to as much ear candy as you want, when you want.

ear candy by Light Joker April 13, 2006

floor candy 

The term originated by a night crew worker for a local grocery store, in which all food product, usually candy around the bulk bin section, was considered approved to eat without being considered stealing from the company after it had touched the floor, as it was unsanitary for customers and would be thrown away otherwise.

The term now applies to any item of food, not just candy, that has touched the ground, but the dropee feels is still worthy of eating regardless.

*Action* Ted drops a potato chip on the floor.
Bill: "Floor candy!"
*Action* Bill picks it up and eats it.

floor candy by Mr. Glub Glub October 21, 2005

Soul Candy 

Antidepressant medication

"It's good to see you laughing again. You seemed a bit down yesterday."

"Yeah, I forgot my medication yesterday. Life is a whole lot sweeter when I remember to munch my soul candy."

Soul Candy by Drewdles March 9, 2009

Hi my name is Candy! 

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.

The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"

Hi my name is Candy! by My tiger Richard Tiger October 21, 2013