by moananana January 06, 2017
by really? you need to know? June 04, 2010
by freedomfries July 08, 2014
a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth
you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”
by lil' BOBO September 13, 2020
A fun unsanitary apple juice. Usually done by young children with dirty hands after playing in the dirt. It is a failed process to make conventional apple juice as we know today.
by Chadthehammer March 18, 2019
Apple crates are constructed from heavily knotted wood. These knots frequently fall out revealing a glory hole. A single crate can contain up to 20 glory holes for when the box is overturned on a person.
by MattW1981 September 03, 2015
When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
by FBRPonline May 10, 2011