Apple 3.14

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.

A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

by Muthafukking whoring nastyass January 8, 2016

apple jack

taking an old blanket, shaping it around your dick, and fucking it

dude i apple jacked so hard last night!

by shacka brah September 25, 2019

Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth

you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”

by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020

Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020

Apple Juice

The best fucking juice, it's way better than grape juice .... just saying.

I love apple juice and Lucas should too !

by Grassbaby101 June 16, 2017

apple-handsome

from norwegian "eplekjekk".

it means you're a dick

"omg did u hear what he said? talk about apple-handsome"

by moananana January 6, 2017

Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021