The Tassie twister is a form of phallic act designed to be performed by a Tasmanian sports person in pursuit of funding and sponsorship for a professional sporting career.
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No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.
by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023
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by xPomPe February 10, 2024
Get the Ball Twister mug.When you give your man a blowjob that he doesn’t want because his penis is always “sore”. The tongue twister can also be offered out to other willing recipient penises that are not sore if mentioned sore one refuses to accept a sloppy slurping session.
“Oh Gareth, why would you not like a tongue twister?!is it sore AGAIN?!”
“If you don’t want this tongue twister I’ll just give it so someone who does”
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Get the Tongue Twister mug.A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
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Get the Zen Toaster mug.Man 1: bro, Johnnie gave me the best tongue twister ever last night. I came so hard I couldn't breathe
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