jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.

"Mom nice Jizz Pop"

by CumRattle December 6, 2020

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.

Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.

by benji07 August 3, 2022

jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

Crazy Jizz

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.

Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!

by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019

Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.

What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?

by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011