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Fake Dead Kennedys

In lue of a lawsuit, East Bay Ray et all. kicked Jello out of the Kennedys and replaced him with a no talent hack that doesn't know the meaning to a lot of their songs.

Since then, they've been trying to corrupt the legacy DK has made. Jello has even had to fight them to keep East Bay and others from using Holliday in Cambodia in a Dockers commercial.
I wish i could've seen the kennedys perform before they started to suck
by 2tone army March 21, 2004
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Fake weeb girl

fake weeb is nothing like a fake weeb girl, a fake weaboo girl will say she loves hatsune miku and say she's their waifu and think liking Minecraft and the sanrio franchise is a personality trait, these girls are always fucked in the head, NEVER DATE THEM! get a girl that actually waste
her time of anime, manga and osu
Guy A: this girl that says she likes anime kinda cute

Guy B: nah man she a fake weeb girl

Guy A: damn shell never watch anime with me

Guy B: its alright homie ill spoon you and watch anime with you

Guy A: really homie?
Guy B: yeah homie

*both make out passionately*
by Doggibestgirl October 1, 2019
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fake-up sex

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.
We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.
by Agent Dan April 20, 2008
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fake ass gangsta

Fourteen year old kids who feel the need to impress readers of urbandictionary.com with bad grammar (read: ebonics) and indirect threats toward "white boys" who are false flagging.
by to_kill_the_sun September 2, 2005
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fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Fake Work Friday

The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
by Stella Ace November 4, 2012
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fake ass bitch

A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.

Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis
"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch
by Wooith May 23, 2006
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