Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.

Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!

Bag of Twat by an_angry_person December 17, 2016

big headed twat 

this is a person who is constantly loving them selves and at the same time coming across as a twat

You - hi
Them - hi , im amazing at everything
You - oh ..... nice
Them - do you want to see my guns
You - no
Them -oh well here they are anyways im amazing
You - shut up you big headed twat

big headed twat by Hello moto 1234 May 8, 2010

Jelly Twat 

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is

vagina jelly twat nasty lay spread easy jelly twat

Jelly Twat by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

absolute twat 

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"

absolute twat by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

tit for twat 

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

tit for twat by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

cunty twat 

someone who is a extreme pussy...not just a regular pussy though like pussy x2

person1: your a cunt
person 2: ok
Person1: your a twat
person 2: ok
person 1: your a cunty twat!

cunty twat by catzillarumgirl January 2, 2008

Incompe-twat 

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.

When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.

Incompe-twat by AmPm May 2, 2009