The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle, fuck. Meth Star's godly dick you will now suck.

Meth Star by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

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Poem Star

1.An undercover porn star. One who usually enjoys poetry, or one who is just using poetry as a cover-up.

2.Autocorrected originally from porn star.

1. Person 1: "Sally is really sus."

Person 2: "She is a poem star..."

2. Person 1: "I just met, this short ass poem star."

Person 2: "...Poem star?"

Person 1: "AUTOCORRECT!"

Poem Star by iamnotaseal February 19, 2015

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dying star effect

When someone near you farted a long time ago (several minutes) but its effects can still be detected for eons.

Me: Did you fart?
BF: A long time ago
Me: What did you eat?! Dying star effect is strong! Please fluff the blanket!
BF: =|

dying star effect by Mjay408 June 17, 2016

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5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

5 star shit by LonePooper May 3, 2018

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