SCONTCH

A youthful target audience who is excited about a new bands performance audience. Scontch.
"Dang, you really liked the Chappell Roan scontches speech".

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by anonymous September 6, 2025

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.

"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.

by Josh Cody March 5, 2009

Shelby Schut

A lil nigga dat skipps school, das not was up

ay nigga why wasnt you at school?

i was shelby schut'in

by mrvowels December 7, 2010

angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010

Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.

Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep

by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.

First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"

by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011