life's on the line 

An un-officially released song by 50 Cent on his Power of the Dollar album.

Scream MUUUUUURRRDEEEEEEEERERR!!
I don't believe you!!
MUUUUUURRRDEEEEEEEERERR
Fuck around and leave you!!
MUUUUUURRRDEEEEEEEERERR
I don't believe you....
MURDER MURDER!
Your life's on the line!

life's on the line by ScreamBLAT December 12, 2008

life is what you make it 

A cliche of debatable validity.

On one side, this phrase may be seen to be reassuring, allowing a person to accept the ills of their life, whatever those might be, with grace, knowing that with effort, or wisdom, those ills can be surmounted, or even changed into something positive.

On the other side, this meaning can be seen to be irrelevant; the phrase ultimately becomes empty, asking a person to acquiesce to, in the form of the acceptance of "the good with the bad", the ill of the modern world in any or all of its forms.

Torture Victim 1: Life is what you make it. They cut off our hands. At least we don't need 'em to eat with. No food tonight.

life is what you make it by little67112 April 30, 2011

Life Hacking 

Life Hacking is the act of making small tweaks to everyday activities in an effort to make them easier and more efficient. Often times this can be computer or desktop related, but is not entirely so.

"Frank was Life Hacking his fridge to make it more efficient."

"I life hacked my Windows XP to take up less system resources."

Life Hacking by ars morendi May 22, 2009

life fartners 

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

life fartners by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010

life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

life-lard by Habitus June 13, 2010

Life choice 

A decision that impacts your life.

“I bet you’re regretting your life choice now” said when someone has chosen to leave there coat at home in the middle of winter.

Life choice by Rcka18 November 6, 2018

Life Jam 

Where you get beaten up by some life jam man to get free samples

Use LIFE JAM! It really works!

Life Jam by OMORI-DEFINITIONS February 21, 2021