Phone joneser 

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter

the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer

Phone joneser by rentabot December 24, 2009

Mike Jones 

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

Mike Jones by Zaem September 20, 2010

keyanna jones 

A funny Anti-Social girl that also likes girls (POLLY<3)

Hey did you meet the new girl? umm whats her name I think its keyanna jones?

keyanna jones by Alorah Donuts June 19, 2018

Jonelle 

A very trashy bitch with no self respect. She is always causing drama or getting into the middle of drama. She dresses in cheap and/or revealing clothes and is shallow. She constantly needs attention from boys and other people. She is not very smart or nice. She can be mean and manipulative. Jonelle's tend to fish for compliments and rate people based on looks. She is a terrible friend and will dump you for whoever is popular at the moment. She acts like a bitch all the time and can't handle not being in the spotlight. She gets jealous of other people's talents and doesn't like people smarter than her. Her vocabulary is smaller than Donald Trump's.

Jonelle is such a bitch. I can't believe she snitched on Bob.

She is so trashy, she's desperate to get fucked.

Jonelle by Dat_troll_tho July 18, 2016

Jonetta 

Derived from Usher Raymond's mother's name "Jonetta Patton." This refers to a legendary sister who is ranked almost as highly as a member of Usher's family.

Yo yo yo Jonnetta! How the devil are you?

Jonetta by Moosey February 24, 2005

jonesed 

to be misled or cheated.

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

jonesed by diplodonkus April 9, 2009

Indiana Jones 

This term comes from the the movies, obviously. It means that something is Sketchy, or you are unsure of something. In case you never noticed in the movies, everything Indiana Jones climbs on, or any bridges he crosses, always look unstable as if they will collapse at any given time.

"Dude, the stairway leading to your place is SO Indiana Jones..!"

"Oh my god! when you leaped over that Indiana Jones sewer, that was fucking Megatron."

Indiana Jones by Andrew Dax Drilling September 30, 2008