Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 6, 2019

Excovisionalize me

To tell someone to give them confidence, to explain they need a modest push.

Tell me something that gives me courage. Friend; like wht, why? Me: something that makes me feel like I can handle this for both of us, tell me something that shows me we can and I’m difficult times I’ll have patience. Friend; like Excovisionalize me , excovisionalize us.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Ball for me

Granting someone permission to lavishly spend your own money on themselves.

Daddy, I need some money.

No worries, girl. Ball for me.

by Aaders June 26, 2018

Mini me

On the same time, clothes , tunes ,energy & etc

You my mini me🤧

by Grape103 July 19, 2018

Tuck me in

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.

I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.

by Evilredbeerd August 29, 2023

HOFF-ME

the word that a vice principal says to a certified hofficer if the are having significant pleasure.

HOFF-ME scotty!

by UR average school boy September 20, 2018