iPad Nano

A piece of shit that breaks from a 5 inch fall.

I was taking a dump and dropped my iPad Nano in the toilet.

by Carandil April 18, 2010

Ipod

Ipod= Idiodic People on drugs.

I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.

Apple is just using the Ipod to take advantage of society's ignorance.

by Soulstrike July 29, 2008

iPud

A person who listens to loud crappy music on headphones in a public place. Usually accompanied by an annoying foot tap or head bob.

"Some iPud sat next to me on the bus this morning. He was listening to Fallout Boy or some shit like that."

by Raule Duke July 5, 2007

Ipod Ears

When your not used to the headphones that come with your Ipod and they fall out all the time.

Guy 1: Ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my Ipod! These little earphone things keep falling out!

Guy 2: Hang in there mate! You just havnt got you Ipod ears yet!

by Charly09 January 26, 2009

iPhone Insurance

Insurance for this phone DOES exist
Especially for 1st Generation iPhones

Especially for iPhones located in Charlotte

Don't pay attention to what google or at&t says....URBAN DICTIONARY is telling you (yes you...PRESTON NORALES) that insurance for the first generation iPhone does actually exist annnnd if YOU don't have it..you're stupid.

I have insurance on my iPhone, you?


Hey sally...got iPhone insurance?

by chubacka gonzales thorton March 4, 2009

Iphone Anxiety

Pretty much the constant, overwhelming fear of dropping your iphone and cracking the screen. Pretty much takes over your entire life when your phone is at risk of dropping out of your hand and falling to its death! You have to think about where you set it, how you set it there, why you set it there! I cant even imagine how it is for people without a warranty on their phone.

Linus: Sup man just got my new iphone.

Brian: Badass bro! having alot of Iphone Anxiety yet?

Linus: All the time man.

by negronos February 19, 2012

ipod

1.Most Expenisive Mp3 out there that is really just another excuse for horny kids to put porno in something and take their ipods to the restroom
2.Music playing device that hols more songs than anyone could ever own

1. hey man guess what? i got my ipod and it was only 400$!!! and i only had to give up 3 years of eating!
2. oh crap man i finnally got my IPOD it holds 5 thousand songs! i only have about 100 but who cares ill fill the rest up with porno!

by oskurrr June 11, 2006