Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.

Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?

by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012

the gringo fart

the all mighty ,holy grail of farts,the loudest,smelliest fart in all existence...

i have never smelled the gringo fart my sir

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Fart Marmot

When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.

"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."

by kattih February 9, 2009

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart

i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours

by mr. garbear December 10, 2016

Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

Fear Fart

When you get so scared that you release flatulence.

I was watching this scary movie and it made me fear fart.

by NFuse September 22, 2013