DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

Dutch flair

A Dutch flair is when either a Dutch man or woman licks the back of their hand, slaps you and straight after doing so yells WOOOOO!

Joe, why is the one side of your face red ? I got Dutch flaired by Peter.

by Demlar12 February 25, 2020

dutch nipple

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.

"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"

by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020

Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle

I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.

by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020

Dutch oven

When you trap your fart in a blanket and cover it on someone

Ewww!! You are disgusting , I can’t believe u Dutch ovened me

by Kate2197 May 13, 2020

Dutch Nuggets

A timeless dish that is the culmination of (2) classic entrees.

Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).

Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.

Guy 1: Bro, do you want to grab some Dutch Nuggets tonight?
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.

by ZDub52 July 21, 2020

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020