dead jellyfish 

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

dead jellyfish by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

Dead Mans Hand 

Pocket Nuke

That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!

Dead Mans Hand by totalattak May 16, 2012

DEAD MEME 

WHEN A MEME HAS BEEN USED SO MUCH IT HAS BECOME DEAD AF AND EVERYONE GETS TIRED OF SEEING IT EVERY 5 SECONDS IN THEY GODDAMN INSTAGRAM FEED

"hey, did you see they 'changed' the Hollywood sign again"
"BITCH STFU THAT WAS A DEAD MEME ON JANUARY 2ND"

DEAD MEME by ROSS TEEKS January 6, 2017

dead:beef 

DEAD:BEEF,
There are three possible defenitions for this phrase;
1) The IPv6 alphabet. (IPv6 being an internet protocal, each IPv6 enabled PC is assigned an individual IPv6 addresse to connect to the internet.)
2) Demented cow sitting in a field, said to be dead beef as it will soon become a burger.
3) A cow found to be dead in a field.

A) Oh look, a dead cow (dead:beef), thet's eat it!
B) Oh look, my Linux box has been assigned an odd IPv6 addresse.
C) ..... has an IPv6 reverse DNS entry for their IRC bouncer.

dead:beef by Tom Caliber June 22, 2006

dead squirrel 

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

dead squirrel by sam January 6, 2003

Dead Squirrel 

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

Dead Squirrel by Neil Page January 12, 2008

dead inna bed 

your so dead tired to the world. you just wanna sleep in your bed unbothered!

"dont bug me, im dead inna bed"

dead inna bed by 450644529950199720101983 June 18, 2012