boat

Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.

I love connoreatspants and jschlatt’s friendship, I boat them!!

I boat them so much

I’m boating them

by eeeehg January 31, 2021

flesh boat

The curling of your tongue

Did you see Kc flesh boat
No what’s that

When your curl in your tongue to make a boat

by L42069 February 3, 2021

leathery boat

The act of motor boating a set of old saggy tits

You give that old girl a leathery boat last night you funny cunt

by distort the sender February 15, 2015

police boat

police boat

police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 1, 2021

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014