Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

“U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs

I don’t want to get a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese so I’ll trim my pubes in ur sink

by Big-cock123 April 21, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.

"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""

by El Flaymo January 9, 2007

ill bakeout

when mad people get together in the woods and smoke pot

yo nigga we be havin a ill bakeout tonight at the park. u in?

by sam cocknballs January 13, 2008

weekend baker

2.) Someone who only gets high at parties, and never brings the weed.

2.) I was so high and it costed me nothing, i'm so glad im a weekend baker.

by k dizzle 131 March 24, 2008

The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

by djhellalow February 17, 2015

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.

by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016