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Schrödinger's Astley

A disguised link which is neither a Rick Roll or an ordinary link. The link has a 50% chance of being an ordinary link and a 50% chance of being a Rick Roll, so it is both. At least until someone clicks it.
Redditor 1: Oh crap, a link! If I click it, it might be a Rick Roll!
Redditor 2: Don't click it! It shall remain a Schrödinger's Astley.
Redditor 3: Awe man, I clicked it. At least I like this song...
by Zinaal_Kriid July 1, 2020
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Ashly Morgan Blanc

Ashly Morgan "Freeman" Blanc is often referred to as the leader of the sof side. She rolls with the scariest crew around and likes to call them her "family"...but not in a cute way, in a creepy Charles Manson way. She is one of the fastest readers alive and enjoys the sport of curling. She will run for president someday. She will also die someday...and be stuffed into a statue. Her heroes are Beyonce and Terri Porter, even though there's not much difference between the two.
Joe: What did you do last night, Randy?

Randy: I got beat up by Ashly Morgan Blanc and her crew.
by srs116 March 15, 2010
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ashlee simpson

a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in

b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner
jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?
by anti-conformist November 22, 2004
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Ashlee

The greatest way to spell Ashley. a great person who loves everyone. a princess at heart but an angel too. loves to laugh. AWESOME TIMES INFINITY!!!!! the greatest person you will ever meet. A huge romantic. very modest about looks.
person1: i need a new best friend cause mine is horrible
person2: you should meet Ashlee... she's amazing

Person1:oh Ash you are so beautiful!!!
Ashlee: ahaha thanks but i'm really not
by Princess Awesome May 22, 2011
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ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005
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ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.
Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
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