action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

actualise

To become a reality

Kanye actualised his dream of smacking Kim's fat booty

by Baron Von Goat February 2, 2016

action permanence

Having done an action in spite of someone not being there to witness it.

My husband's action permanence is non-existent. He questioned whether I had actually cleaned the bathroom because he wasn't there to see it. What does he need from me, a video?

by Brook Byrnes April 18, 2017

Actual fucking shit

Something or someone that is shit

Yael and Kimberly’s relationship is actual fucking shit

by shista.james June 9, 2018

Action Jackson

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.

Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Actioname

To activate something by applying an action to it in a simulation.

I will now attempt to actioname reality.

by Copyname December 1, 2018

active geezers

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

by Troyd97 December 7, 2018