zoomorphic

Assigning a Person, Event or Diety with qualities of that with an animal.

Nekos (Cat People), Inus (dog People), Ookami (wolf People), etc.

Not to be confused with a Furry (An Anthropomorphic Animal, Object, or Inhuman subject)

"Hey! That Person is a damn Furry!"
"No. Correction, they are actually Zoomorphic. A HUMAN who has some similar qualities of which you can tell... CLEARLY YOU STILL SEE THE DAMN SKIN AND HUMAN FEATURES!"
"B-but.... it's a Furr-fag"
"NO! Do they look like they originated on all damn fours?! I don't think so!"

(*Added Note* NO YIFFING HERE YOU DAMN DEGENERATES! TAKE YOUR STAR FOX DREAMS AND GTFO!)

by Lumenia Strauss April 24, 2018

Zoomrgy

Preforming actions of a sexual nature on the modern enterprise video communication company that is Zoom with one or more people.

Person 1: It sucks that the Rona is keeping us apart.

Person 2: Well we can always zoomrgy.

by Soy_pablito_escobark April 27, 2020

Zoompressured

Being encouraged to do something you wouldn’t normally do (like Karaoke) whilst on a Zoom call.

Oioi - he's being Zoompressured into it !

by OdgIT December 18, 2020

Zoomer

Someone intensely tied to the Zoom platform, often students who have no say in the technology used to put classrooms online.

Mom: Hey Danny come to the kitchen it's time for lunch!
Danny: I can't, I'm in class over Zoom .
Mom: Okay Zoomer. Come get your lunch when you're done. Back in my day, we used to get lunch from the school and eat it in the cafeteria.
Danny: Ok Boomer.

by Another_Guy April 4, 2021

Zoomer Roulette

A game where 5 bullets are loaded into a revolver. Players take turns spinning the revolver and shooting themselves in the head. Normally played by Gen-Z.

"Did you hear Dave killed himself last week?"
"Nah, he was just playing Zoomer Roulette"

by ZubTheNub September 19, 2021

Zoomer

A young normie who has no knowledge on the subject of politics except for "Orange man bad".

ZOOMER:"Biden is totally not the worst president to ever exist."
Person with common sense: STFU zoomer

by fuckt4rd September 24, 2021

Epic Zoomer

An epic is a teenager who plays Minecraft, snacks on gushers, watches pewdiepie, and other cool shit. Zoomers are superior because they are smarter than all other generations. They most likely have tiktok and are with the trends. They binge watch all of Jacksepticeye’s videos and eat Mac and cheese while doing so. Epic zoomers are the future of the world.

Old lady: now, what is this Minecraft?

Epic zoomer: back off bitch!

by Hohnrv November 11, 2019